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Devious Journal Entry
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Ok.
I'm almost a completely different person than who I was when I created this account, so I'll be cleaning up soon. Nothing major will change, just enough for me to feel that it, again, accurately reflects who I am as a person.
-- Queen of short journal entries.
I'm almost a completely different person than who I was when I created this account, so I'll be cleaning up soon. Nothing major will change, just enough for me to feel that it, again, accurately reflects who I am as a person.
-- Queen of short journal entries.
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Devious Journal Entry
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I need more hats.
But I blew all my money on books and music.
And tea.
Dammit.
But I blew all my money on books and music.
And tea.
Dammit.
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Devious Journal Entry
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...Is it sad that I always think of Buffy when I'm listed as someone's watcher?
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Hai. I'm doin' this journal now!
8 min read
Let's get going on this shiz, yo!
Rules:
1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No tag backs
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this". You legitimately have to tag 15 people.
THINGS ABOUT ME:
1. I. Am. Me.
Ok, well that's kind of obvious, but how else would you have known I'm not you? Actually, how do you know I'm not you? (but I don't think I am.) Oh! I just thought of the only good book by Stephanie Meyer, which no one has read, because they're all like, "Oh, fuck this shit, it's by that Twilight chick. Ew." but I'm just like "But it's actually good!" Anyway.
2. Books are my life. (ok, not really. I don't actually have a life) anyway. I'm usually reading four or five at a time, and I've been trying to read Sherlock Holmes for about three years. On a related note, my mom once described me as "The love child of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson." I quite agree with her. In fact, i believe I shall use that to describe my personality on websites now. It sounds pretty awesome too. Should I move on?
3. "When i say Zoë is, you say insecure!"
"Zoë is!"
("insecure!")
"Zoë is!"
("Insecure!")
Yeah. That's true. I hate myself. so much. My voice gets too fucking high when I'm upset, I cry way too often and easily, I'm not a fucking dumb blonde, ok?! And I'm a fucking 75 pounds overweight. There. I said it. Also, speaking of my fat-ass self, I've been struggling with eating disorders since fifth grade, starting with binge eating, and moving into bulimia in the past two years. I suppose i have some anorexic tendencies too, because one time I only ate dinner in the entire day, because I knew I wasn't burning enough in the day to make up for what i was eating. Also, having your parents lose 100 pounds each doesn't help. I'm clean right now, but I'm still severely limiting calories.
Oh, god it feels so fucking good to get this out here, you wouldn't even know. Sorry.
4. I really want to move to New York city when I grow older. But I'm probably going to be putting myself through law school, so that's most likely not going to happen for a loooonnnnggggg time.
5. I love singing, and music in general. I'm not very good, but I can also play several instruments, including Clarinet. I really would like to play Trombone, but my rudimentary knowledge of trumpet might not be enough for me to succeed without falling flat on my face. (figuratively)
QUESTIONS FROM KOKIRI971:
1. Will you play Words With Friends with me?
I already did, and I realized I totally suck at scrabble.
2. Why did you join DeviantArt? Like...how'd you find out about it?
...I actually can't remember. Why can't I remember? THAT SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING I SHOULD FUCKING REMEMBER! I think i was just searching the intertubes. And found it. And thought, "Oh, hey, this looks cool!" but that story could have been completely fabricated by the ninja cats that live in the tree in my backyard. Who knows?
3. Would you dye your hair? *stolen from last one. Fail.*
Awww, you Don't fail... (That much...)
Anyway. About my hair. Yes, absolutely. I'd dye it Auburn. In fact, I'd totally go and do it right now, were it not for the attention it would attract. You know, fuck that. I'm going to go dye my hair. See ya peeps!
(not really, we still have to think of my parents)
4. If you could change one thing about your school system, what would it be?
Well, personally, I don't understand the question, because I can't read due to the fact that we have to teach to the dumbest kid in a class of, like, thirty-seven people. (I'd love schools to get more moneyz, and people to just fucking shut up about their tiny school of, like, 200 students closing. The ones with a thousand kids need that money more than you do, sorry)
5. What pisses you off more than anything?
Oh. My. God. Can I say a few? 'cause I've got a few fuckin' things that piss me of. ("Yes!" You chorus. "Yes, You may Zoë!") ("Okay, thanks!" I reply)
First off: That time at the end of the year when everybody suddenly pretends they love you even when you blatantly despise them and they shove you into lockers and shit. I hate that. Oh hey, you suddenly want to be best friends? Come with me to the bookstore! And then we can watch the matrix, the sound of music, and 2001 back to back! And we could play D&D if you wanted to! Oh what's that? Makeovers while you make fun of the guys I like, my weight, and me being smart? That's cool too.
Second: Our fucking fucked up shit-filled government. Seriously. 'nuff said.
Third: Fucking child geniuses. No matter how good you think you are at something, there will always be someone better at it than you. Even if you're good at reciting Romeo and Juliette hanging upside down from a basketball hoop while lifting 100 pound books.
Fourth: Sexist bigots. Also, related are the people who think I can't do anything they can do while wearing a dress. I don't dress like victorian times! (even though I'd love to) And related to that is the boys so obsessed with winning a game of kickball they'd have me have a heart attack on the field. I get it. I'm a fatass. You don't think that's all I see when I look in the mirror? Well, fuck you. Why don't I enter you in a mathletes competition and yell at you every time you don't answer a question I five seconds, Mr. Walnut brain?
Ok, I could go on forever, but you get the point.
6. Would you rather have your skin peeled off until you bleed to death, or have wet cement slowly dripped down your throat until you bleed to death? Why?
The second option, because I think it gives me a little more dignity. But I question why you're asking this... I don't think I want to know...
7. Do you think Tim McIlrath is so fucking hot??
[link]
[link]
[link]
Yes he is my man-crush. How'd you guess? Actually:
Um... I suppose. Was this even a question? Like, was I supposed to answer? (but yeah he is, I guess)
8. How'd you guess?
Oh, I don't know, maybe because you NEVER FUCKING SHUT UP ABOUT HIM? ^n^ Just Maebe?
9. Which Doctor is your favorite? Why?
...TOO. MANY. DOCTORS.
*runs away*
10. Which companion is your favorite? Why?
Ummm... Zoe. Because we have the same name. Yeah. (but I do quite like Amy)
11. You should go to my recently revived blog. Yes, I am a necromancer. There's not really anything up there though. BUT THERE WILL BE. IN TIME. Oh wait, I think you're already following me. Well, go there anyway! [link]
HOLY. SHIT.
12. Do you think less of me for my shameless plugging back there?
Yes. I don't love you anymore. I'm headed to my mother's house, and I'm taking poor Alice, Brick, Cumquat, and Mildrid with me! You can have the rest. Don't take legal action. I never want to see you again!
13. I'm leaving you on an unlucky number. I hope you don't get hit by a truck. Bye! ^u^
...Well Fuck.
Rules:
1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No tag backs
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this". You legitimately have to tag 15 people.
THINGS ABOUT ME:
1. I. Am. Me.
Ok, well that's kind of obvious, but how else would you have known I'm not you? Actually, how do you know I'm not you? (but I don't think I am.) Oh! I just thought of the only good book by Stephanie Meyer, which no one has read, because they're all like, "Oh, fuck this shit, it's by that Twilight chick. Ew." but I'm just like "But it's actually good!" Anyway.
2. Books are my life. (ok, not really. I don't actually have a life) anyway. I'm usually reading four or five at a time, and I've been trying to read Sherlock Holmes for about three years. On a related note, my mom once described me as "The love child of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson." I quite agree with her. In fact, i believe I shall use that to describe my personality on websites now. It sounds pretty awesome too. Should I move on?
3. "When i say Zoë is, you say insecure!"
"Zoë is!"
("insecure!")
"Zoë is!"
("Insecure!")
Yeah. That's true. I hate myself. so much. My voice gets too fucking high when I'm upset, I cry way too often and easily, I'm not a fucking dumb blonde, ok?! And I'm a fucking 75 pounds overweight. There. I said it. Also, speaking of my fat-ass self, I've been struggling with eating disorders since fifth grade, starting with binge eating, and moving into bulimia in the past two years. I suppose i have some anorexic tendencies too, because one time I only ate dinner in the entire day, because I knew I wasn't burning enough in the day to make up for what i was eating. Also, having your parents lose 100 pounds each doesn't help. I'm clean right now, but I'm still severely limiting calories.
Oh, god it feels so fucking good to get this out here, you wouldn't even know. Sorry.
4. I really want to move to New York city when I grow older. But I'm probably going to be putting myself through law school, so that's most likely not going to happen for a loooonnnnggggg time.
5. I love singing, and music in general. I'm not very good, but I can also play several instruments, including Clarinet. I really would like to play Trombone, but my rudimentary knowledge of trumpet might not be enough for me to succeed without falling flat on my face. (figuratively)
QUESTIONS FROM KOKIRI971:
1. Will you play Words With Friends with me?
I already did, and I realized I totally suck at scrabble.
2. Why did you join DeviantArt? Like...how'd you find out about it?
...I actually can't remember. Why can't I remember? THAT SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING I SHOULD FUCKING REMEMBER! I think i was just searching the intertubes. And found it. And thought, "Oh, hey, this looks cool!" but that story could have been completely fabricated by the ninja cats that live in the tree in my backyard. Who knows?
3. Would you dye your hair? *stolen from last one. Fail.*
Awww, you Don't fail... (That much...)
Anyway. About my hair. Yes, absolutely. I'd dye it Auburn. In fact, I'd totally go and do it right now, were it not for the attention it would attract. You know, fuck that. I'm going to go dye my hair. See ya peeps!
(not really, we still have to think of my parents)
4. If you could change one thing about your school system, what would it be?
Well, personally, I don't understand the question, because I can't read due to the fact that we have to teach to the dumbest kid in a class of, like, thirty-seven people. (I'd love schools to get more moneyz, and people to just fucking shut up about their tiny school of, like, 200 students closing. The ones with a thousand kids need that money more than you do, sorry)
5. What pisses you off more than anything?
Oh. My. God. Can I say a few? 'cause I've got a few fuckin' things that piss me of. ("Yes!" You chorus. "Yes, You may Zoë!") ("Okay, thanks!" I reply)
First off: That time at the end of the year when everybody suddenly pretends they love you even when you blatantly despise them and they shove you into lockers and shit. I hate that. Oh hey, you suddenly want to be best friends? Come with me to the bookstore! And then we can watch the matrix, the sound of music, and 2001 back to back! And we could play D&D if you wanted to! Oh what's that? Makeovers while you make fun of the guys I like, my weight, and me being smart? That's cool too.
Second: Our fucking fucked up shit-filled government. Seriously. 'nuff said.
Third: Fucking child geniuses. No matter how good you think you are at something, there will always be someone better at it than you. Even if you're good at reciting Romeo and Juliette hanging upside down from a basketball hoop while lifting 100 pound books.
Fourth: Sexist bigots. Also, related are the people who think I can't do anything they can do while wearing a dress. I don't dress like victorian times! (even though I'd love to) And related to that is the boys so obsessed with winning a game of kickball they'd have me have a heart attack on the field. I get it. I'm a fatass. You don't think that's all I see when I look in the mirror? Well, fuck you. Why don't I enter you in a mathletes competition and yell at you every time you don't answer a question I five seconds, Mr. Walnut brain?
Ok, I could go on forever, but you get the point.
6. Would you rather have your skin peeled off until you bleed to death, or have wet cement slowly dripped down your throat until you bleed to death? Why?
The second option, because I think it gives me a little more dignity. But I question why you're asking this... I don't think I want to know...
7. Do you think Tim McIlrath is so fucking hot??
[link]
[link]
[link]
Yes he is my man-crush. How'd you guess? Actually:
Um... I suppose. Was this even a question? Like, was I supposed to answer? (but yeah he is, I guess)
8. How'd you guess?
Oh, I don't know, maybe because you NEVER FUCKING SHUT UP ABOUT HIM? ^n^ Just Maebe?
9. Which Doctor is your favorite? Why?
...TOO. MANY. DOCTORS.
*runs away*
10. Which companion is your favorite? Why?
Ummm... Zoe. Because we have the same name. Yeah. (but I do quite like Amy)
11. You should go to my recently revived blog. Yes, I am a necromancer. There's not really anything up there though. BUT THERE WILL BE. IN TIME. Oh wait, I think you're already following me. Well, go there anyway! [link]
HOLY. SHIT.
12. Do you think less of me for my shameless plugging back there?
Yes. I don't love you anymore. I'm headed to my mother's house, and I'm taking poor Alice, Brick, Cumquat, and Mildrid with me! You can have the rest. Don't take legal action. I never want to see you again!
13. I'm leaving you on an unlucky number. I hope you don't get hit by a truck. Bye! ^u^
...Well Fuck.
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Will + Emma = Willsbury
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I will never be able to hear "Wemma" Ever again.
Nope.
Willsbury.
Nope.
Willsbury.
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